Dr. Polaris’s Outfit: A Short Play

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SCENE: Dr. Polaris has taken some people hostage, because why not.

Dr. Polaris: BOW DOWN BEFORE DR. POLARIS!!!

Hostage: Dr. Polaris?? Do you have like, ice powers or something? I don’t really get it.

Dr. Polaris: No I have magnet powers.

Hostage: Wow, I’m really not getting magnet from your whole look..it’s all blue and purple. I really would’ve guessed ice or maybe weather powers or something.

Dr. Polaris: Well I don’t have that, I have magnet powers.

Hostage 2: Yeah, I don’t get where the magnet stuff comes in either. I like the ice thing better, you should go with that.

Dr. Polaris: I DON’T HAVE ICE POWERS. I HAVE MAGNET POWERS.

Hostage: Blue and purple magnets?

Dr. Polaris: GODDAMMIT.

(Leaves, returns with picture of stereotypical horseshoe magnet on chest)

Dr. Polaris: THERE? IS THAT BETTER? YOU GETTING “MAGNET” NOW?

Hostage: Actually yeah that helps a lot.

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