Bat-Porn ON THE INTERNET.

This is something I wrote a long time ago so maybe some of you have already read it, but if you haven’t here it is, my pride and joy:

 

Batman carefully applied his Bat-condom to his Bat-penis. He slowly inserted the Bat-penis into the woman’s vagina, and thrust rhythmically, until bringing about bat-orgasm. Batman withdrew his Bat-penis, his duty done. “Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot,” he stated.

‘What?’ the woman asked.

But Batman had already vanished, because someone had turned away, and it’s pretty much just an instinctual reaction now.

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One Response to Bat-Porn ON THE INTERNET.

  1. rhia says:

    Amazing. It’s like you know Batman personally.

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